Canucks Cancel Playoff Towels in Favour of Playoff Washcloths

By: Brayden Fengler / April 1, 2024  

Early monday morning, the Canucks made a massive announcement. Team executives stated that due to the costs related to inflation and in an effort to maximize playoff revenues lost over the years, they will not be supplying playoff towels to fans during playoff games this year. Instead, they will be giving each lucky fan a playoff washcloth at 1/4 the scale of a traditional playoff towel. Times are tough out there and what makes this news even harder to hear… is that it’s completely fake. April Fools.